Our Mission Statement

This blog is authored by the loose cannon, bad-cop-bad-cop, “if you don’t like it here’s my gun and badge” detective team of Joshua G. Grüber and Benny ‘The Diceman’ Chance.

We aim to offer up a different side of the beautiful game; one that steers clear of the usual clichés and guff relayed by Match of the Day and gives the kind of insight that can only be ascertained by locking Football in an empty room and beating it about the face with a phonebook until it gives us the answers we’re looking for.

It may not be pretty, but God damn it, we get results!

The Diceman