In Defence of Vincent Tan

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Today’s revelations that Vincent Tan has (allegedly) offered Malky Mackay a ‘resign or be sacked’ ultimatum only serves to solidify the owner’s already abominable reputation and convince self-appointed ‘true fans’ that he represents all that is wrong with the modern game.

During his relatively short tenure at the summit of Cardiff City Football Club the Malaysian tycoon has racked up a impressive list of sins. First came the purging of the blue from The Bluebirds as Tan demanded a change in kit-colour to make the club more marketable to East Asia. Then came the unjust sacking of the club’s Head of Recruitment Iain Moody and the appointment of a 23-year old friend of the family with no previous experience in his place. Now, after a period of intense speculation, Tan has made clear his intentions to oust Mackay, the man responsible for returning Cardiff to the top flight after fifty years in the wastelands of the lower leagues. Truly there is no good in Mr Tan.

And yet in the rush to condemn Tan it is been overlooked that, despite his general hamfistery , the owner may have a point or two.

Firstly, what rich history was it Tan so readily saw washed away into a red sea of money? Would it be that one FA Cup win in 1927? Identity is an immeasurable quantity but it seems fair to say it does not begin and end with kit colour. Fans undoubtedly have a right to assure no new owner whitewashes (redwashes?…we’ll stop now) over a club’s image but change is not always bad and a strong identifiable presence in Asia’s (relatively) untapped marketplace is a potential path to success. Certainly, Tan’s input has only taken them up the table so far and (speaking as a lower league novice) the reimagining of Cardiff’s kit helped the club stand out from the other promoted teams and relegation candidates. It invites the casual viewer to stand up and pay attention.

Secondly, Tan himself has acknowledged his reasons for the sacking of Moody; the man overspent on his permitted budget. While Moody himself disagrees and Tan stipulated the overspend related to add-on fees, in any business running so fantastically over-budget would always signal a termination of employment. The gap between £50 millon and £35 million isn’t a matter of peanuts; Cardiff had the league’s 4th highest net spend ahead of United and Arsenal, falling narrowly behind a Southampton team who have achieved far more this season (admittedly with a year’s Premier League experience under their belt). It could be contested that Tan should have trusted his Head of Recruitment but this was a man Tan inherited rather than appointed and some of Cardiff’s buys were borderline reckless (£8 mil for the top scorer in the Danish League), whilst others were far from shrewd business (Caulker and Medel are both fine players but at £11 mil and £8.5 mil respectively plus aforementioned overheads they are hardly bargins).

Finally, Mackay has done a brilliant job of playing the put-upon victim. No doubt his position becoming increasingly untenable can not have helped squad morale (and thus performances) but emails have been leaked and subtle fingers of blame pointed, so  Joe Public can be in no doubt as to who is the dastardly black-hatted wrongdoer in this South Wales fairy tale (although Vincent Tan’s comic-book super-villain get-up helps too). Mackay is in an awkward position but  he did not help himself by telling the press he needed to bring in more players in January despite significant overspenditure in the summer. Furthermore, the battle now is no longer for control or pride; it is for money.

Put simply: Mackay is a dead man walking with the only stumbling block being Tan does not want to pay the manager’s severance package. Mackay will not relinquish said package so he soldiers on as it is his right to do. It’s not a matter of what is best for Cardiff City or reputations; as of now it is all about cold, hard cash and who cracks first.

So Tan will hunt him, because Mackay can take it. Because he’s not Cardiff’s hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark-Blue Knight. At least until he receives a severance package big enough to  legitimately build his own Bat Cave.

This argument in no way aims to absolve Tan, nor to vilify Cardiff’s fans, staff or manager. It merely hopes to provide a little balance. There is no black and white here, only reds and blues.

UPDATE: Malky Mackay was relived of his duties on the 27th of December 2013. He proceeded to take his severance package and abscond with the entire Russian ballet on his private yacht.

Russian Ballet

 

Dice

Emile Heskey: My Perspective

Being from Leicester myself (I know it’s hard to believe that a Grüber can originate from Leicester but it is a very multicultural and diverse city), I fully appreciate the impact Emile Heskey had on the game of football. As highlighted by Diceman, Leicester City in the 90’s were not a team to be dismissed easily. As a young whippersnapper, Heskey was somewhat of an idol. His success gave all of us the belief that an ordinary boy from a small city can become an England International.

Football memories from my childhood are very limited as my attention span at that age was very short, that being said, the video above is the Emile Heskey I will always remember.

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Player of the Week – Emile Heskey

Player of the Week - Emile Heskey

This week’s player of the week is Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey.

Clubs: Leicester City, Liverpool, Birmingham City, Wigan Athletic, Aston Villa, Newcastle Jets

International Caps: 62 (7 goals)

Google Recommends: Emile Heskey jokes

Finest Moment: 

Three Words: Maligned Selfless Powerhouse

Stay tuned for more Heskelicious magic over the next few days.

G    Dice

Grüber v Diceman: Champions League Predictions

Grüber and The Diceman offer their predictions as to who will progress from today’s Champions League draw. Every correct result earns a point, every incorrect one loses a point. And so begins a series of, what promises to be, epic battles between Grübes and Dice for ultimate blog supremacy.

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FIXTURE                                                                   PREDICTED WINNER            

Manchester City v Barcelona                                    Manchester City                
Bayer Leverkusen v Paris St-Germain                  Paris St-Germain          
Arsenal v Bayern Munich                                           Bayern Munich                  
AC Milan v Atletico Madrid                                            AC Milan                             
Olympiakos v Manchester United                          Manchester United                     
Zenit St Petersburg v Borussia Dortmund            Borussia Dortmund                    
Galatasaray v Chelsea                                                     Chelsea                      
Schalke v Real Madrid                                                  Real Madrid                                                                                        

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FIXTURE                                                                 PREDICTED WINNER         

Manchester City v Barcelona                                          Barcelona
Bayer Leverkusen v Paris St-Germain                   Paris St-Germain
Arsenal v Bayern Munich                                           Bayern Munich
AC Milan v Atletico Madrid                                       Atletico Madrid
Olympiakos v Manchester United                         Manchester United
Zenit St Petersburg v Borussia Dortmund           Borussia Dortmund
Galatasaray v Chelsea                                                        Chelsea
Schalke v Real Madrid                                                   Real Madrid